1 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:34,188 [RUMBLING] 2 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,626 AAAH! 3 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,062 AAAH! 4 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,299 AAAH! 5 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,911 AAAAAAH! 6 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,918 [CAR ALARM WAILS, DOG BARKING] 7 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,927 I HATE THOSE THINGS. 8 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:28,442 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 9 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:32,580 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 10 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,548 * REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 11 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,884 * REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 12 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,019 * MAYBE WHY IS THE QUESTION THAT'S ON YOUR MIND * 13 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,255 * BUT REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 14 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,424 * REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 15 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,893 * REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 16 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,561 * PLEASE DON'T ASK ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY * 17 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:50,130 * BUT REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE * 18 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,199 * I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH REALITY * 19 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,435 * SHE USED TO BE A PAL REAL CLOSE TO ME * 20 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,937 * WHEN SHE TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME WHAT WAS IN STORE... * 21 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,207 [HOWLING] 22 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,543 Woman: WILL YOU PUT THAT BACK? 23 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,978 PUT THAT BACK. 24 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:05,979 HEY. 25 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,282 I JUST WASHED ALL THIS STUFF. 26 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,450 IT'S MY GEAR. 27 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,118 SORRY, MAN. 28 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,953 WHAT'S MY MOM SCREAMING ABOUT? 29 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:16,089 SHE'S BUMMED BECAUSE I SNAKED HER LAST BAGEL. 30 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,591 GRAB A SHOVEL, MAN. 31 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,494 NO. I JUST WANT TO MUNCH. 32 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,496 FINE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP, 33 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:23,964 THAT'S JUST FINE. 34 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,401 YOU KNOW, THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. 35 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,503 DAVE, BE MORE OF A GEEK. 36 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,172 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO THE PROM. 37 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,408 YOU'RE A DISEASE, 38 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,945 AND NO ONE WILL EVER SWIM IN THIS STUPID POOL. 39 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,447 LATER. 40 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,517 LOOK, DAVID, PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND STRESS LESS, BRO. 41 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,286 HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER, BUDDY. GET INTO IT. 42 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,522 WE'RE LOSERS. 43 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,290 I'VE DECIDED SOMETHING, STONEY. 44 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,193 I WANT TO LOOK BACK ON MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER 45 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,629 AND THINK THAT I STARTED SLOWLY, BUT I FINISHED STRONG. 46 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,932 I MEAN, HIGH SCHOOL'S ALMOST OVER, AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. 47 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,300 I KNOW. ME NEITHER. 48 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,169 DUDE, YOU SHOULD BE STOKED, THOUGH, 49 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,104 'CAUSE YOU GOT THROUGH THE LAST 4 YEARS 50 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,106 WITHOUT THE FULL-ON MELON TWEAKAGE. 51 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,508 IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 52 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,110 I MEAN, I WANT MY OWN PAGE IN THE YEARBOOK. 53 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,513 JUMP OFF THE GYM, SPLATTER ON THE STREET, 54 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,847 AND GO FOR THE COVER. 55 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,516 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 56 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,519 I'M NOT GOING DOWN AS THIS GEEK KID FROM ENCINO. 57 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,287 WHEN I FINISH THIS POOL, 58 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,289 I'M GONNA HAVE THE KILLER PARTY AFTER THE PROM. 59 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,458 I'M GONNA BE THE PROM KING, 60 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,327 AND I'M GONNA GRADUATE A LEGEND. 61 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,965 WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 62 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,635 OH. WELL, YOU'LL BE THERE, TOO. 63 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,304 THANKS. BUT ROBYN SWEENEY, BRO, 64 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,073 SHE'S NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH YOU. 65 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,510 I WISH SHE WOULD, BUT SHE'S REALLY NOT. 66 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,177 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 67 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,514 ROBYN SWEENEY IS MINE. 68 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,517 SHE'S BECOME A MAJOR BABE AND SHE LOVES ME. 69 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,585 SHE FINDS YOU CRUSTY, DAVE. 70 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,187 I'LL CONVINCE HER. SHE'LL SEE THE TRUTH. 71 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,324 TRUTH IS, BRO, LIFE'S ABOUT GREASIN' THE 'DO BACK, BUDDY, 72 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,326 AND WEAZIN' ON THE BUFFEST, MAN. 73 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,429 HIGH SCHOOL WAS INTERESTING, ALL RIGHT? 74 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,532 BUT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A HARSH RIDE. 75 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,267 WE'RE GOING ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS, BUDDY. 76 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,004 STONEY, I AM ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. 77 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,942 COUNT ON IT. 78 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,111 * WON'T TAKE A MINUTE 79 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,280 * WON'T TAKE LONG 80 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,516 * SO GET ON IN IT... 81 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:26,854 Stoney: AAY! OWWW! 82 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,589 AAY! 83 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,591 WHOA. HEY, WHAT'S UP? 84 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,593 I'M THE STONEY CRUSTY DUDE. 85 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,361 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 86 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,530 I GOT A MOP ON TOP. 87 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,532 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE? 88 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,535 ME AND MY FRIEND DAVID ARE COMING THROUGH. 89 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,103 HEY, THERE'S ROBYN. 90 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,139 OH, HEY, ROBYN! OWW-WOO! 91 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:55,215 FOUR-WHEELIN' OVER THE BERMS. 92 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,218 LOOK, DAVE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO JUST MELLOW OUT, BRO, 93 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,220 ON THIS WHOLE ROBYN THING. 94 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,222 SHE ALWAYS SHINES YOU, BRO. 95 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,091 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE HAVE HISTORY. 96 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,495 YOU HAD PRE-FRESHMAN HISTORY. YOU COULD HAVE HAD HER BACK THEN, MAN. 97 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,498 SHE HADN'T HIT BABEHOOD YET. 98 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,234 MILK DOES A BODY GOOD, HUH? CHECK HER. 99 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:19,940 SHE'S CLEAN, BUDDY, AND HE'S GOT HER. 100 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,509 MATT WILSON? 101 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,276 I MEAN, WHAT A JERK. 102 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,345 WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM ANYWAY? 103 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:29,116 WELL, HE'S GOT THE BUFF SPIKES CHILLIN' ON TOP OF HIS MELON, OBVIOUSLY, RIGHT? 104 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,119 DUDE, HE'S CHECKING HER CHEEKS. OH! 105 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:36,289 HE'S GOT THE SERIOUS BEAK AND HIS OWN PERSONAL... 106 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:37,625 HOLDING COMPANY, 107 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:43,130 FULL OF FUNDAGE, BRO, THAT HE WEAZES OFF OF MA... 108 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,298 JOR. 109 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,101 18-INCH BIs. 110 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,603 MINE ARE ONLY 4. 111 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,605 BUT BESIDES THAT. 112 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,874 HE WALKS LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 113 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,610 JUST LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 114 00:07:56,644 --> 00:08:00,180 [BELL RINGS] 115 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,616 [KIDS TALKING] 116 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,959 HEY, MATT. 117 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,964 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, QUIET, PLEASE. 118 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:17,798 SETTLE DOWN. QUIET. 119 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,233 WE'RE GOING TO START THIS WEEK'S CLASS 120 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,869 SAME PLACE WE ENDED LAST WEEK'S CLASS, 121 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,137 AND THAT'S TALKING ABOUT PREHISTORIC MAN IN THE WHAT? 122 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,506 PREHISTORIC MAN IN THE...? 123 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,507 OH, STONEY. 124 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,508 ICE AGE? 125 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,510 YES, ICE AGE. THAT'S RIGHT. 126 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,512 NOW, WHY DO WE CALL IT THE ICE AGE? 127 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,582 BECAUSE THERE WAS A LOT OF ICE AROUND. 128 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,516 WHAT DO WE CALL THESE BIG CHUNKS OF ICE? 129 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,086 DO YOU REMEMBER? THOSE HUGE SLABS OF ICE? 130 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,520 WHAT DO WE CALL THEM? 131 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,189 GLACIERS. 132 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,091 RIGHT. YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION. THAT'S GOOD. 133 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,094 NOW, THESE GLACIERS, AS THEY MOVED DOWN OUR WAY, 134 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,362 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, THEY'RE SO HEAVY AND SO COLD AND SO THICK 135 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,199 THAT THEY FREEZE THE GROUNDWATER UNDERNEATH THEM 136 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,200 AND THEY FORM UNDERGROUND... 137 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,602 GLACIERS. 138 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,204 RIGHT. NOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 139 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,207 SOME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE ACTUAL UNDERGROUND GLACIAL MOVEMENTS 140 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,209 STILL IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD. 141 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,578 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT IS, CLASS? 142 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,113 Students: LAME! 143 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,248 EXACTLY. 144 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,518 LISTEN. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT MOST OF THIS HEMISPHERE-- 145 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,221 INCLUDING THE GROUND THAT I'M WALKING ON-- 146 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,523 ALL OF THIS WAS UNDER ICE AT SOME POINT, 147 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,292 SO, I GUESS FINDING SOMETHING FROZEN, DUG UP HERE OR THERE, 148 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,561 WOULDN'T BE THAT UNCOMMON IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 149 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:25,098 SO, MOVING RIGHT ALONG ON YOUR JOURNEY OF KNOWLEDGE, 150 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:29,102 LET ME SHOW YOU CRO-MAGNON MAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 151 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,939 HE'S DOPE. I'D GO OUT WITH HIM. 152 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,106 [LAUGHTER] 153 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,108 I DON'T THINK SO, ELLA. 154 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,544 YOU SEE, CRO-MAGNON MAN, EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT BAD-LOOKING-- 155 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,546 YOU KNOW, HE'S STANDING UPRIGHT AND ALL-- 156 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,814 HE WAS EXTREMELY BRUTAL, 157 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,550 SO HE JUST TOOK WHATEVER HE WANTED, 158 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,552 AND THAT INCLUDED HIS WOMEN. 159 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,120 THAT'S BARBARIC. 160 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,956 INDEED. 161 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,940 STONE. 162 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,608 STONEY! 163 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:13,413 [MUSIC PLAYING] 164 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,451 HEY! 165 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,954 COME ON, CHECK THIS OUT. 166 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,824 FEEL THE GROUND, MAN. 167 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,427 WHOA. BUDDY, IT'S CHILLIN'. 168 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,463 IT'S NOT LIKE CHILLIN' CHILLIN'. 169 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,099 BRO, IT IS CHILLIN'. 170 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,034 I KNOW. IT'S COLD. 171 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,803 [BLOWS] 172 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,039 HELP ME. 173 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,341 CHECK IT, BUDDY. 174 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,044 OH, BUDDY. 175 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046 I KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BRO. 176 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,180 WHAT IS IT? 177 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,449 IT'S A MUSTERIAN BOWL. 178 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,818 NO WAY! 179 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,121 HEY. COME ON, DAVID. BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 180 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,056 WHAT'S A MUSTERIAN BOWL? 181 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:59,059 A MUSTERIAN BOWL FROM THE MUSTERIAN ERA. 182 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,195 PREHISTORIC ARTIFACTS FOR 500, ALEX. 183 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,833 DON'T YOU EVER WATCH JEOPARDY!? 184 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:12,072 HEY, THIS IS KIND OF LIKE PREHISTORIC TUPPERWARE, BRO. 185 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,407 IT'S STILL PRESERVED. 186 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,409 LIKE SMUCKER'S. 187 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,911 AAAAH! 188 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,412 [BARKING] 189 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,150 EARTHQUAKE. EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! 190 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,921 AAH! 191 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,926 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 192 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,043 NICE SAVE, DAVE-AGE! 193 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,089 STONE? 194 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,190 YEAH. 195 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226 THERE'S A GUY BURIED IN MY POOL. 196 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,097 AAH! AAH! 197 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,432 HELLO, FRED? OH, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 198 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,035 ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A MEETING SOMETIME THIS WEEK? 199 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,036 MRS. MORGAN! 200 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,437 MOM! MOM! 201 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,139 [BOTH YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 202 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,442 WELL, WE'RE THINKING ABOUT STARTING A CENTER FOR THE HOMELESS, 203 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,044 AND, UH...EXCUSE ME. 204 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,445 MOM, HELP! 205 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,614 I'M WORKING. 206 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,219 SO, ANYWAY, CAROL... 207 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,295 YOU KNOW, THEY NEVER FOUND JOE LARSEN. 208 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,431 YEAH, OR JIMMY HOFFA. 209 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,600 OR JIMMY MAHONEY. 210 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,439 HE WAS A KID I KNEW IN CUB SCOUTS. 211 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,007 COME ON, LET'S GO. 212 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,443 THEY NEVER FOUND THEM. 213 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,017 DUDE, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 214 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,018 WHAT? 215 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,453 IT'S A CAVE MAN. 216 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,454 PLEASE. 217 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,622 I'M SERIOUS. 218 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,461 NO WAY. 219 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,096 WHOA. 220 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,266 A CAVE MAN. 221 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,002 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 222 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,005 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COULD MEAN FOR US? 223 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,441 THIS COULD MEAN FAME OR MONEY... 224 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,843 OR POPULARITY. 225 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,012 FAR TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME. 226 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,447 ANYWAYS, I'M ALREADY POPULAR. 227 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,018 YEAH. YOU TRAVEL IN LARGE GROUPS OF ONE, STONEY. 228 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,021 BESIDES, THIS IS MY ONE CHANCE TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF MYSELF. 229 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,023 YOU GOT TO HELP ME DIG HIM OUT. 230 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,025 YOU WERE HERE. YOU'RE PART OF IT. 231 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,294 I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF ANYTHING, DAVE. 232 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,030 I'M HAPPY JUST TO BE ME. 233 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,067 IT COULD MEAN MONEY. 234 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:58,471 YOU TELLING ME YOU COULDN'T USE A NEW SCOOTER? 235 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,408 SOME NEW BELL-BOTTOMS? 236 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,144 A LITTLE FUN-DAGE? 237 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,415 WEAZE SOME OLDER NUGS WITH A MANSION AND A POOL? 238 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,019 SOAKING UP THE RAYS... 239 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,422 WATCHING ALL THE JEOPARDY! YOU CAN HANDLE? 240 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,424 THAT WAS THE CLINCHER, BRO. 241 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,426 EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE. COME ON. 242 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,428 [MOTOR RUNNING] 243 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,597 [DOG BARKING] 244 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,439 STEADY IT! 245 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,207 MORE GAS! MORE GAS! 246 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,609 HOLD! 247 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,081 THIS THING WEIGHS A TON. 248 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,305 AHH... 249 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,313 HEY, THERE'S HIS PITS, BRO. 250 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,152 THAT'S HIS HEAD. 251 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,454 THAT'S HIS SKULL. 252 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,567 [SNORES] 253 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570 AH! GET OFF ME. 254 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,272 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 255 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,574 I DON'T LIKE MORNINGS. 256 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,311 OW. COME ON, LET'S GET UP. 257 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,314 HE'S STILL IN HERE. 258 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,185 NO KIDDING, DAVE. HE'S AN ICE CUBE. 259 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,621 WE GOT TO THAW HIM OUT. 260 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,622 OK. 261 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,191 [EXHALING] 262 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,193 THIS HAS GOT TO BE OUR SECRET, OK, STONE? 263 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,595 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY. NOBODY. 264 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597 CAN I TELL STEVE KOOZER? 265 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,133 NO ONE, ALL RIGHT? NOBODY. 266 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,134 OK. 267 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,535 YOU UNDERSTAND? NO ONE. 268 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,536 YEAH. ZIP. 269 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,537 THANK YOU. 270 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,105 A DEE DOO DAH. 271 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,557 Robyn: THIS IS KIND OF NICE. 272 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,159 HI, ROB. 273 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,161 HI, DAVE. 274 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,895 GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 275 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,164 A LIFE? 276 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,565 NO. COME HERE. 277 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,866 GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 278 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:40,867 I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,569 GUESS, GUESS. I HAVE NO IDEA. 280 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,571 [WHISPERING] I FOUND A CAVE MAN. 281 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,572 A CAVE MAN? 282 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,573 SHH! YEAH. 283 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,142 OH, DAVE. YOU'RE DROWNING. 284 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,578 IT'S COOL, RIGHT? I FOUND A CAVE MAN. 285 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,579 ALL BY MYSELF. 286 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,181 I DUG HIM OUT OF MY BACK YARD. 287 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,583 YOU WANT TO COME CHECK HIM OUT AFTER SCHOOL? 288 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,584 WELL, UH... 289 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,586 I'M ONLY INVITING A FEW PEOPLE. 290 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,588 I GOT THAT PROM THING, YOU KNOW. 291 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,556 10 MINUTES. PLEASE? 292 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,558 DAVE, I JUST... 293 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,161 DON'T THINK I'M READY TO HANDLE A... 294 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,562 A CAVE MAN. 295 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,331 YOU'RE NOT? 296 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,168 ALL RIGHT. 297 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,936 I UNDERSTAND. 298 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,939 BYE, DAVID. 299 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,575 [SIGHS] 300 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,944 I LOVE IT WHEN SHE CALLS ME DAVID. 301 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,581 HELLO, DAVID. 302 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,549 UGH. 303 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,118 GOING SOMEWHERE? 304 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,120 YEAH. I GOT A DATE WITH YOUR MOM. 305 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,554 THAT'S NOT NICE. 306 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,091 IT WAS A JOKE. I'M SORRY. JUST KIDDING. 307 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,612 AAH! 308 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,614 AAH! 309 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,152 YOU'VE BEEN A HEADACHE EVER SINCE THE THIRD GRADE. 310 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,987 I KNOW ABOUT YOUR STUPID PROM-KING BULLSHIT. 311 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,389 FORGET IT. 312 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,324 ROBYN WOULDN'T PISS ON YOUR GUMS 313 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,293 IF YOUR TEETH WERE ON FIRE. 314 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,894 YES, SHE WOULD. 315 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,132 HA HA. SHUSH! HUSH, PLEASE. 316 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,134 SHOWING YOUR IGNORANCE AGAIN, MORGAN. 317 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,570 SOME OF US PUMP... 318 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,573 AND SOME OF US SLUMP. 319 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,575 YOU SHOULD TRY SOME PUMP, MORGAN. 320 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,110 MIGHT CLEAR UP YOUR ACNE. 321 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,146 YOU'RE SO-- 322 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,847 AM I? 323 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,585 NO. STOP. 324 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,953 STOP IT. 325 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,156 WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? 326 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,959 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? HEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE? 327 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,129 MATT-- NOT THE FIRE ALARM! 328 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,964 MATT! MATT! 329 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,167 MATT! OH, GOD. 330 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,604 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 331 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,172 HEY, COME HERE. 332 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,607 OH, HA HA HA. 333 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,042 [KIDS LAUGHING] 334 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,962 [CRASH] 335 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,337 AAAH! 336 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,144 [WOOF WOOF] 337 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,113 WOOF WOOF! 338 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:18,144 [HELICOPTER] 339 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,179 AAH! 340 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,528 HAH! 341 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,630 AAH! 342 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,108 [GLASS SHATTERS] 343 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,949 HMM. 344 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951 [SPITTING] 345 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,187 [CAR APPROACHING] 346 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,993 [COUGHING] 347 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,828 [MOTOR REVVING] 348 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,201 AAH! AAH! 349 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,136 [SCREAMING] 350 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,541 [HORN HONKS] 351 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,042 AAH! 352 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,581 WHOA. OHH. 353 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,325 UHH. 354 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,929 I'LL BE BACK. 355 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,334 [HEAVY METAL PLAYING] 356 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,913 [SONG ENDS] 357 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,416 [DANCE SONG BEGINS] 358 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,985 HE MELTED. 359 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,421 DAVE, IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN, 360 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,456 ALL RIGHT? 361 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,259 COME ON. I'LL GO BUY YOU SOME HO-HOs. 362 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,930 COME ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 363 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,432 HE MELTED. 364 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,843 BORIS! 365 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,279 [ALARM BUZZING] 366 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,150 AAH! AAH! 367 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,953 [CRASHING] 368 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:14,954 WHAT THE-- 369 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,523 [THUMP] 370 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,099 [GASPS] 371 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,604 [GRUNTS] 372 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,182 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S ALIVE! 373 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,185 HE WAS PRACTICALLY AN ICE CUBE...PRACTICALLY. 374 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,954 I SAY WE JUST WALK. 375 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,956 NO. NO WAY. HE IS OURS. 376 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,625 HE IS OURS. WE FOUND HIM. 377 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:54,994 WHAT? 378 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,329 BE HOSPITABLE. 379 00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,532 [CREAKING] 380 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,570 [SNIFFING] 381 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,571 UHH. AAH! 382 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:05,572 AAH! 383 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,973 [GRUNTS] 384 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,576 HOW YOU DOING? HI. 385 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,578 MY NAME IS DAVE. 386 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,045 AAH! 387 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,848 COME HERE. COME HERE. 388 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,083 COME HERE. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. 389 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,887 THIS IS STONEY. STONEY--HE'S MY FRIEND. 390 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,322 UH...THIS IS MY ROOM. 391 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,557 AAH! 392 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,192 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 393 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,828 [GRUNTING] 394 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,196 UH... 395 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,598 WE'RE FROM ENCINO. 396 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,600 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 397 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,035 AND WE HOPE YOU DON'T GNAW ON OUR BEAKS. 398 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,038 SHH! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, STONE. 399 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,207 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] 400 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,445 WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOL? 401 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,447 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS. 402 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,349 I KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A ROOM IS. 403 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,918 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS. 404 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,253 LOOK, JUST BE CALM AND EASY. 405 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,422 CALM... 406 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,057 AND EASY. 407 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,058 YEAH. 408 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,059 HI. 409 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,427 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 410 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,029 AAH! 411 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,430 AAH! 412 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,531 AAH! 413 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,466 [RING] 414 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,969 AAH! AAH! 415 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:10,970 GET THE PHONE! 416 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,372 OK. OK. 417 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,454 [GRUNTING] 418 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,322 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 419 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,925 SEE? I THINK HE'S CALMING DOWN. 420 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,228 CALMING...DOWN. 421 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,330 [TELEPHONE BEEPING] 422 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,800 AAH! 423 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,934 AAH! 424 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,271 AAH! 425 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,807 HUH? 426 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,076 FIRE. 427 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,110 HA HA. 428 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,112 FLAME-AGE. 429 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,513 BUDDY, HE'S INTO IT. 430 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,415 THAT WAS KILL, STONE. 431 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,950 LOOK AT HIS EYES. 432 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,286 BUDDY, HE LIKES THE BLUE PART. 433 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,620 HE'S GLOSSY EYED. 434 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,089 LOOK. FREAK HIM OUT. 435 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,156 OW! 436 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,958 OW! OH! 437 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,127 UHH! 438 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,462 OK. AH..AH...AH! 439 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:14,033 HA HA HA! 440 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,368 GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. 441 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,270 [GRUNTING] 442 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,972 HERE. HERE. HERE. 443 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,440 YOU GOT TO TEACH HIM. 444 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,509 AHH! OHH! 445 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,044 [GRUNTING] 446 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,046 AH. OHH. 447 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,381 HA HA HA! 448 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,457 HEY! 449 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,059 NO. 450 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,060 NO? 451 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,461 WHAT? DID YOU JUST-- 452 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,463 I THINK HE JUST SAID "NO." 453 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,865 NO. 454 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:46,999 NO? 455 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,068 NO. NO. 456 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,236 NO. 457 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,403 NO. 458 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:55,574 COOL, BUDDY. HE IS SO GREASY. 459 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:59,345 GREASY? HE'S A PREHISTORIC PYROMANIAC. 460 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,914 WE GOT TO TEACH HIM STUFF. 461 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,416 WE'LL TEACH HIM HOW TO WEAZE. 462 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,885 NO. 463 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,887 NO. 464 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,888 NO! 465 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,889 NO! 466 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:10,723 OH, GOD. 467 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,926 WE GOT TO TEACH HIM HOW TO BE NORMAL. 468 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,327 NO. UH-UH. 469 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,329 WE'RE GOING PSYCHO WITH HIM, BRO. 470 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,198 THAT'S BORING, DUDE-- NORMAL. 471 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,167 STONEY, COME ON, MAN, HANG WITH ME. 472 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,569 WE GOT TO JUST PLAY THIS THING OUT, ALL RIGHT? 473 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,571 IF WE TELL ANYONE, IF ANYONE SEES HIM, 474 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,573 THEY'LL TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US, ALL RIGHT? 475 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,876 AND THEN THEY'LL CUT HIM UP INTO LITTLE PIECES, 476 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,177 AND THEY'LL TAKE ALL THE CREDIT, 477 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,945 AND WE'LL STILL BE GEEKS. 478 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,413 I'M NOT A GEEK. 479 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,115 I'M A UNIQUE WEASEL, DAVID. 480 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,216 [CLICKING TONGUE] 481 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,286 I'M JUST UNDERRATED BECAUSE I LIVE HERE IN ENCINO. 482 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,088 BUD... 483 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:44,090 BUDDY... 484 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,357 OWWW! 485 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,961 OK? HE NEEDS A BATH...BIG TIME. 486 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,530 * I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE * 487 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,299 * TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE 488 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,903 * LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME 489 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,919 * I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT * 490 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,586 * TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT 491 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:18,057 * SO SEXY, IT HURTS 492 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,559 * AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN * 493 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:25,832 * TOO SEXY FOR MILAN, NEW YORK, AND JAPAN * 494 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:30,069 [GRUNTING] 495 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,275 * I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY * 496 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,944 * TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY 497 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,180 * THE WAY I'M DISCO DANCING * 498 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,331 * I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE * 499 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,167 * TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE 500 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,270 * LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME 501 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:08,007 * AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SONG * 502 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,441 STANDING "O"! 503 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,276 [WHISTLES] 504 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,012 DUDE, IF I HAD A BIC, BRO, RIGHT HERE. 505 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,046 DON'T FREAK HIM OUT. 506 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,514 OK. LET'S SHOW HIM HIMSELF. 507 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,850 OK. HERE, LOOK. YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MUG, BUD? 508 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:18,851 CHECK IT. 509 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,119 AAH! 510 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,055 DUDE. BUDDY, YOU SHOULD BE WITH YOUR MUG, BRO. 511 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,523 YOU LOOK BUFF. 512 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,125 RIGHT? 513 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,028 HEY, CAN YOU SAY BU... 514 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:30,963 UFF? 515 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,167 BU...UFF? 516 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,169 HA HA HA! 517 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,570 I LIKE THAT. 518 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,973 YOU KNOW, YOU PAUSED, TOO. 519 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,245 WE GOT TO GIVE HIM A COOL NAME. 520 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,880 AXL. YEAH, BUDDY. 521 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,249 NO. COME ON. NOT AXL. THIS IS SERIOUS. 522 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,318 I MEAN, WE'VE GOT THE MISSING LINK 523 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,086 STANDING IN MY BEDROOM. 524 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,424 LINK! 525 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,326 LINK! WE'LL CALL HIM LINK! 526 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,861 OK, COOL. LOOK, DAVID, I WAS THINKING 527 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,264 MAYBE WE COULD CALL HIM STONEY NUMBER 2 528 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,099 BECAUSE HE'S GOT MY SAME 'DO 529 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,001 AND HE'S FROM THE STONE AGE. 530 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,402 I LIKE LINK BETTER. 531 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,104 OK. WE'LL CALL HIM LINK, 532 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,106 BUT CAN I CALL HIM LINKAGE? 533 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,107 COOL. 534 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,108 COOL. 535 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,544 LET'S SEE HOW SMART HE IS. 536 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,348 WHOA! 537 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,950 OK. 538 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917 OK. 539 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:25,918 YOU OK? OK. 540 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,920 UH...UH... 541 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,455 LOOK. 542 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,291 SEE? 543 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,593 HUH? AHH... 544 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,928 WHOA! 545 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,296 WHOA! 546 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,265 AAH! AAH! 547 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:42,935 OHH. AHH. 548 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,204 OK. OK. 549 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,074 UM...LINK. 550 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,042 LINK. 551 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,477 NO. 552 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,112 YOU'RE LINK. 553 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,614 I'M DAVE. DAVE. 554 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,316 DAVE. DAVE. 555 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,951 NO. DAVE. DAVE. 556 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,319 DAVE. DAVE. DAVE. 557 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,320 DAVE. 558 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,288 YES! 559 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,422 HA HA HA! 560 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:06,258 OK. AND THAT'S... THAT'S... 561 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,293 STONEY. 562 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,228 MM-HMM. 563 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,430 STONEY. 564 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,932 NO. NO. STONEY. 565 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,101 STONEY. 566 00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,102 YES! 567 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,103 HA HA HA! 568 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,337 OK. OK. OK. 569 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,938 NOW... 570 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,409 YOU...ARE... 571 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,477 DAVE. HA! 572 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,479 NO, NO, NO. I'M DAVE. 573 00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,581 YOU ARE... 574 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,122 BUFF. 575 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,457 OH... 576 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,126 NO. 577 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,128 [HORN HONKING] 578 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,829 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE HAD A HARD DAY. 579 00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:44,830 IT'S OK. 580 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,098 YOUR PARENTS! 581 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,299 MY PARENTS! 582 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,267 AAH! 583 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,436 OK. UH...UH... TAKE HIM OUT BACK 584 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,471 AND RING THE DOORBELL 3 TIMES, OK? 585 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,472 BUT, DAVE-- 586 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,107 NO BUTS. JUST DO IT! 587 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,475 LOOK. FOLLOW THE WEASEL, LINKAGE. 588 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444 COME ON. COME ON, BUD. 589 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,346 COME ON. COME ON. LINK, QUICK. 590 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,352 [CRASH] 591 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,986 MY KITCHEN! 592 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,188 AAH! 593 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,457 BUSTED. 594 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,028 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 595 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,030 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 596 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,331 I'M COOKING DINNER. 597 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,133 YOU'RE WHAT? BUSTED. 598 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,968 I'M COOKING DINNER FOR YOU GUYS. 599 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,137 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A NICE SURPRISE. 600 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,338 THEY'RE SURPRISED, ALL RIGHT. 601 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,574 [DOORBELL RINGING] 602 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,576 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 603 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:33,045 WHERE'S THE FLOUR? I CAN'T FIND THE FLOUR. 604 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,314 HELLO, STANLEY. WHO IS THIS STRANGE BOY, 605 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,583 AND WHY IS HE RINGING MY DOORBELL? 606 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,051 IT GOT STUCK, SIR. 607 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,053 COME IN. MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY. 608 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:44,090 WHAT? WHAT? WHOSE FAMILY? 609 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,058 [BARKING] 610 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,193 BORIS, GET DOWN. 611 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,927 BORIS. BORIS, GET DOWN. 612 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,231 [BORIS BARKING] 613 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,932 AAH! 614 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,102 BORIS, GO OUTSIDE. 615 00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,405 HEY, DAD. 616 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,507 DAVID, WHO IS THAT? 617 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,109 THAT? WHO'S THAT? 618 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,178 THAT WAS LINKAVITCH... CHOMOFSKY, MOM. 619 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,613 WHAT? 620 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:08,614 LINK...LINKAVITCH. 621 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,116 DOESN'T ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE 622 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,917 LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY? 623 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,920 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 624 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,255 DAD. LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY. 625 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,024 OUR EXCHANGE STUDENT? HE'S HERE. 626 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,927 YEAH. HE'S GOING TO HELP US DIG THE POOL. 627 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,596 YEAH. 628 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,433 WHY DOES NONE OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR TO ME? 629 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,935 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MONTHS AGO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 630 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,438 ABOUT SCHOOL GIVING US EXTRA CREDIT FOR COLLEGE 631 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,372 FOR HOUSING EXCHANGE STUDENTS 632 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,874 AND LEARNING ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND JUNK, 633 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,809 AND YOU SAID IT WAS OK. 634 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,811 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT BACK? 635 00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,248 NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT BACK. 636 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,250 THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. THIS IS MY LIFE. 637 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,818 BESIDES, IT'S EMBARRASSING. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THE GUY? 638 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,387 HE TRAVELED HERE ALL THE WAY FROM... 639 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,322 I DON'T KNOW. ESTONIA? 640 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,424 YEAH. ESTONIA. 641 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,926 MOM, COME ON. YOU'RE NOT BUYING THIS. 642 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,927 DAD! 643 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:56,928 WELL... 644 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,930 ACTUALLY... 645 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,433 I--I THINK NOW THAT-- 646 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,436 I--I DO RECALL SOMETHING... SOMETHING ABOUT... 647 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,571 YOU SEE? 648 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,606 SEE? IT'S ABOUT FOCUSING. 649 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,607 YOU'RE BOGUS. 650 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,475 LARRY. 651 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,278 HOW COULD I FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 652 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,479 THERE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT 653 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,113 WHO'S GOING TO BE STAYING IN OUR HOUSE... 654 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,316 HOW COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD GRADE? 655 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,118 I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT AFTER THE PLAY IN THE PARKING LOT. 656 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,421 IN THE SIXTH GRADE, DO YOU REMEMBER, THE SOCCER DUES-- 657 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,291 OK. WHERE IS HE GOING TO STAY, AND... 658 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,294 AND WHY IS HE... WHY IS HE ATTACKING THE DOG? 659 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,862 HE'S GOING TO STAY IN MY ROOM, 660 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,365 AND HE'S NOT ATTACKING THE DOG. HE'S BONDING. 661 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,433 AS IF. 662 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,202 SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP. 663 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,469 NO. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. 664 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:38,337 LARRY, LARRY. 665 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,506 I'M FINE. I'M TIRED. I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY. 666 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,542 I THINK IT'S TIME WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FOR DINNER. 667 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,544 STANLEY, I ASSUME YOU'LL BE JOINING US? 668 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,479 YOU ASSUME CORRECTLY, MR. M. 669 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:49,615 WELL, WE PRACTICALLY FEED THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. 670 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,050 WHY NOT PART OF ESTONIA AS WELL, HUH? 671 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,286 I ALWAYS EAT HERE, AND I LIKE YOUR FOOD. 672 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,854 GREAT. 673 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,289 [RINGING DOORBELL] 674 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,857 STOP IT. STOP IT. 675 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,859 NO. NO. 676 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,228 NO. 677 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,863 [DING DONG] 678 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,999 Dave: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD MY PARENTS 679 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,301 HE'S FROM ESTONIA. 680 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,502 Stoney: COW PAJAMAS, BUDDY. 681 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,238 THOSE ARE KIND OF FLAMING. 682 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,072 OHH. 683 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,577 SOME BETTY, HUH? 684 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,412 BETTY. 685 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,080 MMM. 686 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,250 GONZAGAS. 687 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,418 GONZAGAS. 688 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,420 BUDDY, CONES. 689 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,056 [MOANING] 690 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:34,059 I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A BIG DAY, PAL, 691 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,595 BUT TOMORROW, I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU 692 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,196 SOMEPLACE REALLY SPECIAL. 693 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,197 TACO BELL. 694 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,999 BETTER. GET THE CAMERA, STONE. 695 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,067 HA HA. 696 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,435 CONGRATULATIONS, LINK. 697 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,604 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SENIOR. 698 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,206 SMILE. 699 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,442 AAH! 700 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,443 UHH! 701 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,879 * WILD THING 702 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,417 * YOU MAKE MY HEART SING 703 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:04,556 * YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY * 704 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,460 * WILD THING 705 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,297 UHH! 706 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,299 NO. HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT. 707 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,934 THAT'S GLASS. THAT HURTS YOUR BEAK, RIGHT? 708 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,536 STAND UP STRAIGHT. 709 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,871 POOR STONE-AGER. 710 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,407 HE SPENT A MILLION YEARS 711 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,409 CHILLIN' IN A BLOCK OF ICE. 712 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,144 NOW HE'S GOT TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. UCK! 713 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,414 WHO'S THAT GUY WITH THE DORK SQUAD? 714 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,282 OH, MY GOD. HE IS TOTALLY RUDE. 715 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,883 TOTALLY. 716 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,287 WE HAVE GOT A MAJOR FIND HERE. 717 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,423 THIS GUY IS OUR TICKET TO FAME AND POPULARITY. 718 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,392 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET HIM ENROLLED IN SCHOOL, 719 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,394 AND HE'LL HELP US BECOME POPULAR. 720 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,962 HEY, THAT'S HARSH. 721 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,397 WE'LL MAKE HIM FAMOUS. 722 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,833 WE'LL TEACH HIM SOME STUPID PET TRICKS 723 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,401 AND GET HIM ON LETTERMAN. 724 00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,437 YOU'RE WEAZIN' OFF HIS GIG. 725 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,072 OH, PLEASE. HE'S A CAVE MAN, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 726 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,441 I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. 727 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,075 HE'S PRACTICALLY A MONKEY. 728 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,076 COME HERE. 729 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,077 AHH. 730 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,446 WE FOUND HIM. 731 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,448 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH HIM. 732 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,416 WE, WE, WE. NO, NO, NO. 733 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,519 YOU, YOU, YOU. I JUST WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND. 734 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,520 FINE. 735 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:11,122 HELLO, MRS. MACKEY. 736 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:12,924 FINE. 737 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,962 AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 738 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,365 HI, STEVE KOOZER. 739 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,367 OK. GOT HIM COVERED UP TO FOURTH PERIOD. 740 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,935 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM AFTER THAT. 741 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,937 I CAN TAKE HIM TO SPANISH, IF YOU WANT. 742 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,939 I'LL BE COOL, MAN. I PROMISE. 743 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,140 OK. 744 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,143 WHAT'S HE DOING? 745 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,845 I DON'T KNOW. 746 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,483 LINK, BE CAREFUL! 747 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,025 UH...UH... 748 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:50,462 HEY, LINK, HOW'S YOUR MELON, BUD? 749 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:55,967 [SNIFFING] 750 00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,204 WHOA. 751 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,141 EXCUSE ME. HEY, HEY, HEY. 752 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,410 [GRUNTING] 753 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,478 WHOA. HA HA HA! 754 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,346 LINK. 755 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,584 IS THIS DUDE TOTALLY FUNDAMENTAL OR WHAT? 756 00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,185 DID YOU MISS ME? 757 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,187 ALWAYS. WHO IS THIS? 758 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,189 THIS IS MY FRIEND LINK. 759 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,191 HE'S STAYING WITH US FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 760 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,427 HE'S FROM ESTONIA. 761 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,528 YOU'RE KIDDING. 762 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,930 THIS GUY... IS STAYING WITH YOU GUYS? 763 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,898 MM-HMM. 764 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,366 AHH... 765 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,102 YEAH. HE'S THINKING OF BECOMING A HAIRDRESSER, ACTUALLY. 766 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:32,438 DESIGNING CRUSTY MOPS 767 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,607 FOR THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS, LITTLE ONE. 768 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,076 UHH. GONZAGAS. 769 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,077 NO! 770 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,078 HEY, HEY, HEY. 771 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:40,979 BYE, ROB. 772 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,449 I THINK HE WAS SAYING HE LIKES YOUR CONES. 773 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:46,051 I'M THRILLED. GET OUT OF MY FACE. 774 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,052 OW! 775 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,287 ROBYN, THAT IMPORT IS MINE. 776 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,590 THIS IS JUST IN TIME FOR PROM. 777 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,592 IS HE FINE OR WHAT? 778 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,527 I'M NOT SURE. 779 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,106 HE'S A LOOKER. HA HA. 780 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,308 LINK. LINK! 781 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,211 LINK, PLEASE. COME SIT DOWN. 782 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,312 [GRUNTING] 783 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,948 WHO IS THIS DIPSHIT, ANYWAY? 784 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:19,217 HIS NAME'S LINK. 785 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,220 HE'S FROM ESTONIA, AND I THINK HE'S JIVE. 786 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,323 JIVE. YEAH. YOU DO? 787 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,958 HELL, YEAH. 788 00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,327 AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. 789 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,597 HEY...LINK! 790 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:36,001 [COUGHING] 791 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,003 [BELL RINGS] 792 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,571 Dave: FIFTH PERIOD. WATCH HIM. 793 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,139 ALL RIGHT, DAVE-AGE. 794 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,908 BUDDY, WE GOT SPANISH NOW. 795 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,811 SPANISH IS LIKE GUACAMOLE, CHIPS AND SALSA. 796 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:49,915 LA Dà 797 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,950 THE DAY IS BEAUTIFUL. 798 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,119 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 799 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,302 SORRY, YOU GUYS. 800 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:12,938 WHOA, MAN! 801 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,106 [LAUGHING] 802 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,178 REPITAN EN ESPAÑOL. 803 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,515 THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY. 804 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:27,118 [CLASS SPEAKING SPANISH] 805 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,954 WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? 806 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:33,358 ¿DONDE ESTA EL SANITARIO? 807 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,961 [CLASS SPEAKING SPANISH] 808 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,363 Teacher: GOOD. GOOD. ONCE AGAIN. 809 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,298 YOU'RE CUTE. 810 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,534 CUTE. 811 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:45,470 MEET ME AT BLADES TONIGHT. 812 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,839 BLADES TONIGHT. 813 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,078 YES? 814 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,214 YOU CAN DROP HIM OFF IN FRONT OF BLADES TONIGHT, RIGHT? 815 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,217 OH, UM, CAN DAVID AND I GO, TOO, PLEASE? 816 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,819 UCK. YOU SMELL. 817 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,589 HE-HEY, SEÑORITA! 818 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,190 THAT HURT MY LOBES! 819 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,358 I DIDN'T DO IT. THEY STARTED IT. 820 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,267 KASHMIR, RAJNISH, 821 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,269 HOW MANY MINUTES FOR THE BURRITO AGAIN? 822 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,905 Kashmir: 2 MINUTES. 823 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:21,907 Rajnish: ONE MINUTE. ONE AND A HALF. 824 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,442 AHH! MAKE UP YOUR MELONS! 825 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,044 AHH. 826 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,046 IS IT ONE OR 2? 827 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,115 ONE AND A HALF MINUTES. 828 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,349 OK. 829 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,919 OK, MY FRIEND. TRY AND EXPERIENCE 830 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:37,188 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO CHIRP IN YOUR LOBES. OK, COOL? 831 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,189 UHH. 832 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,558 TODAY, BUDDY, WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS GRINDAGE-- 833 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:42,260 HOW TO FILL THE FURNACE, 834 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:44,963 PACK THE CHEEKS, AND STUFF THE GILLS. OK? 835 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,933 YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO EATING TWIGS, RIGHT? 836 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,301 BUT OUT HERE IN THE U.S. OF A., BUDDY, 837 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,971 WE GOT SOMETHING CALLED THE 4 BASIC FOOD GROUPS. 838 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,140 AND, LINK, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 839 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,141 OH. 840 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:59,077 LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 841 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,046 DAIRY GROUP. 842 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,213 MILK DUDS. 843 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,115 YOU HIDE THESE UNDER YOUR PILLOW, BRO, 844 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,951 SO YOUR MOM DOESN'T FIND THEM. 845 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,953 IF SHE DOES, YOU'RE TWEAKED, BUDDY. 846 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,387 KEEP ON CRUISIN'. 847 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,389 FRUIT GROUP. SWEETTARTS. 848 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,258 THESE ARE KILLER, BUDDY. 849 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,927 SO CITRUSY, DUDE, YOU'LL FREAK. 850 00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:17,328 KEEP ON CRUISIN'. 851 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,329 UH-HUH. 852 00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:20,932 RIGHT. THIS IS THE VEGETABLE GROUP. 853 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,934 VEGETABLE GROUP. 854 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,403 CORN NUTS. PUT THEM ON A PEDESTAL, BRO. 855 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,238 LOOK AT THAT. YEAH. THOSE ARE KILL, HUH? 856 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,239 [MICROWAVE DINGS] 857 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,841 MEAT GROUP! 858 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,943 COME ON, LINK. THE MEAT GROUP. 859 00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:34,479 THESE ARE MY FAVORITE. AHH. 860 00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:37,482 HEY--HEY! 861 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:40,485 YOU GOT TO BE EQUAL. EQUAL. 862 00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,487 SO 50-50. HERE. 863 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,122 MMM. 864 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,490 MMM. 865 00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:47,125 [SPITTING] 866 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,127 EW! 867 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,162 FIGURES. HOT ON THE OUTSIDE, 868 00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,597 ICICLE IN THE MIDDLE. 869 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,165 Kashmir: 2 MINUTES. 870 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,135 BUT YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A CAVE MAN. 871 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,870 COOL, BUDDY. 872 00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:02,107 THE BEVERAGE. ICEE, BRO. 873 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,876 THIS IS WHAT PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP. 874 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,879 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. STONEY? NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 875 00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:09,180 YOU CAN'T DO THIS HERE. 876 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,449 LEAVE NOW. NOW. YOU MUST LEAVE NOW. PLEASE. 877 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,319 LOOK, KASHMIR, RAJNISH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL? 878 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,220 NO BUDS CHILL. 879 00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:18,156 LINK AND I ARE CRUISIN' THE MOUNTAIN, BRO, 880 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,325 AND WE FIGURED WE'D WEAZE A LITTLE JU-ICE. 881 00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,193 NO WEAZING THE JU-ICE. 882 00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,162 WEAZE THE JUICE. 883 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,965 NO, NO, NO WEAZING THE JUICE! 884 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,466 NO WEAZING THE JUICE! 885 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,135 HEY! HEY! 886 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,502 DUDE. CHILL, BUDS. 887 00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:32,503 NO BUDS CHILL. 888 00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:34,072 NO, NO, NO. 889 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,307 IT'S OK. JUST CHILL. 890 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,414 I'LL BE BACK. 891 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:45,316 NO BUDS CHILL. 892 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,422 AAH! AAH! 893 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,325 AAH! AAH! 894 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,928 OH, MY GOD, NO! WAIT, STOP! 895 00:44:56,962 --> 00:45:00,331 AAH! AAH! 896 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,904 AAH! 897 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,944 AAH! 898 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,893 OWWW! 899 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,041 HERE WE GO! 900 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,063 WHOO! 901 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,098 WHOO! 902 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:10,601 WAS THAT THE HOTTEST OR WHAT, BRO? 903 00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:12,603 ARE YOU INTO IT? 904 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,315 * JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA * 905 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,451 * JOY TO YOU AND ME 906 00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:28,519 STOP! STOP! WHERE DID YOU GO? 907 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,421 YOU JUST TOOK OFF AFTER SCHOOL. 908 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,824 DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN? 909 00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,192 YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM. 910 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,261 YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME. 911 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,462 WHAT'S ON HIS NOSE? 912 00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:40,531 JUST CHILL, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? 913 00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:43,168 LINK AND I HAD A STONEY TIME AT THE MOUNTAIN. 914 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:46,171 YOU TOOK HIM TO MEGAMOUNTAIN? ARE YOU CRAZY? 915 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,306 THEY'RE RIDING THE VAPOR IN REVERSE. 916 00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,876 THEY ARE? OH, COOL. 917 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,211 CHECK OUT THE FRESH NUGS, WEAZIN' THE JUICE. 918 00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,213 OWWW! OWWW! 919 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,882 BUDDY. BUDDY. 920 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,051 CHECK OUT MY CAT. OWWW! 921 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,452 OH, MY GOD. 922 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,955 YOU GOT HIM TALKING LIKE YOU NOW. 923 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,191 OWWW! OWWW! 924 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,626 GEE, LINK, THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 925 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,628 IS IT OLD? 926 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,963 [GAGS] 927 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,134 YOU KNOW, MR. M., THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, 928 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,905 SOMEDAY YOUR DAUGHTER AND I COULD BE MARRIED, 929 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,639 AND WE COULD BE RELATED. 930 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,209 I COUNT THE DAYS. 931 00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:35,186 SO, STANLEY, HOW'S YOUR MOTHER? 932 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,587 SHE'S REALLY BUMMED. 933 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,589 CAN YOU PASS THE PEAS? 934 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:39,590 SURE. 935 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:40,926 THANKS. 936 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,529 MR. MORGAN, IF YOU'RE EDGED 937 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,097 BECAUSE I'M WEAZIN' ON YOUR GRINDAGE, 938 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:48,199 JUST CHILL BECAUSE IF I HAD 939 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:50,835 THE WHOLE BRADY BUNCH THING HAPPENING AT MY PAD, 940 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,237 I'D GO GRIND OVER THERE, 941 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,906 SO DON'T TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER. 942 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,208 ENGLISH, STANLEY. SPEAK ENGLISH. 943 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,209 DAD! 944 00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,845 LINK, HONEY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 945 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,047 HOW ARE YOU ADJUSTING? 946 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,348 HE'S DOING JUST GREAT. 947 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,951 WE GOT HIM ENROLLED IN ALL HIS CLASSES. 948 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,285 DIDN'T WE, PAL? YEAH. 949 00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,586 A SUCCESS. 950 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,188 [FLY BUZZING] 951 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,923 WHAT'S UP? 952 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,361 HOW WAS YOUR DAY, MOM? 953 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,129 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 954 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,099 WHAT'S HE DOING? 955 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,268 I THINK HE'S TRACKING A FLY. 956 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:24,902 * SHOO, FLY 957 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:27,272 * DON'T BOTHER ME 958 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,074 * SHOO, FLY 959 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,809 * DON'T BOTHER ME 960 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,111 * SHOO, FLY 961 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:35,113 * DON'T BOTHER ME 962 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:38,950 * 'CAUSE YOU BELONG TO MY FRIEND LINK * 963 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,318 GOOD CATCH. 964 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,620 [BUZZING] 965 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,055 [GULP] 966 00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:46,457 MEAT GROUP. 967 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,394 [SNIFFING] 968 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,436 HE'S INTO MUNCHING, TOO, YOU KNOW? 969 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:13,618 BLADES--FINALLY PART OF THE ELITE. 970 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,186 HOW COOL ARE WE? 971 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:16,421 WE'RE COOL. 972 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,189 DAVID, I EVEN SHOWERED, BRO. 973 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,624 CHECK OUT MY-- 974 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,527 DUDE, I GOT THE RADDEST DEODORANT ON, BUDDY. 975 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,329 TAKE A WHIFF, BUD. 976 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:25,463 DUDE, SMELL. 977 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:27,132 * OH, NO 978 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:30,201 * YOU'RE INVITED, BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME * 979 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:34,105 LINK. HEY. 980 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:39,344 I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 981 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,182 HON, LOSE THE GEEK SQUAD. 982 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,284 THEY'RE BAD FOR YOUR DEAL. 983 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,286 BLADES. 984 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,622 HIGHWAY PATROL, BARNEYS INCOMING. 985 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,059 GET 'EM. GOT 'EM. 986 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,526 HEY, ROB-- 987 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,028 OH! 988 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,198 GOOD. GOOD. 989 00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,200 THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL. 990 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,969 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HURT HIS PANCREAS. 991 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,180 I LIKE THE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD. 992 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,415 VERY AVANT-GARDE. 993 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,584 WHOA. 994 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,186 IS THAT ME? 995 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,187 BETTY. 996 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,088 BETTY. 997 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,189 BETTY? 998 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,191 BETTY NUGS. 999 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,193 BETTY NUGS. 1000 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,195 ROBYN, DON'T FORGET. 1001 00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:32,363 WE'VE BEEN NAKED TOGETHER. 1002 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:36,601 NICE BODY. 1003 00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,203 REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER? 1004 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,205 DID YOU SHOW THIS TO ANYONE? 1005 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,339 NO. THAT'S YOUR COPY. 1006 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:43,341 YOU CAN SHOW ANYONE YOU WANT. 1007 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,342 THANKS, DAVE. 1008 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,943 OH, I GET IT. 1009 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,612 THIS IS YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND 1010 00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,280 IN ESTONIA OR SOMETHING. 1011 00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:52,283 DO YOU MISS HER? 1012 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:55,453 BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE, 1013 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,089 LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS NEVER WORK OUT. 1014 00:50:58,123 --> 00:50:59,857 OH. 1015 00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:15,206 ESTONIA IS A LONG WAYS AWAY, LINK... 1016 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,607 AND I'M RIGHT HERE. 1017 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:20,311 SO LET'S WORK ON CHANGING YOUR MIND... 1018 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:21,546 RAD MOBILE. 1019 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,080 RAD MOBILE. 1020 00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,081 WHOA. 1021 00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,383 RAD MOBILE. 1022 00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:29,086 OR NOT. 1023 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,623 YOU JUST THINK I'M BAD FOR YOUR ACT. THAT'S ALL. 1024 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:35,226 RIGHT. AND YOU THINK I'M GOOD FOR YOURS. 1025 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,594 WHAT? 1026 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,095 MATT! 1027 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,464 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1028 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,832 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE. 1029 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,169 HA HA! WHOA! 1030 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:47,972 WHOA! 1031 00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:50,508 OH! AAH! 1032 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:52,076 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 1033 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,478 ARE YOU DEAF, DORK? 1034 00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:56,347 DIDN'T I FORBID YOU TO SPEAK TO HER? 1035 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,816 AAH! 1036 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:02,153 THAT'S ALL, LINK. IT'S OVER. 1037 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,120 Robyn: MATT! 1038 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:04,455 Stoney: END OF STORY. 1039 00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,430 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1040 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,964 AAH! 1041 00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,301 Link: WEAZE THE JUICE! 1042 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,169 HEY! 1043 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:20,438 YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? 1044 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,544 OH, GOD! 1045 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,181 Man: FIGHT! FIGHT! 1046 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,949 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1047 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:34,285 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 1048 00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:36,187 AS OF NOW, 1049 00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:38,556 I'M ALL OVER YOU. 1050 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,004 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1051 00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:56,407 THE NEW KID, HE TOOK IT. 1052 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,975 WHOA. WHOA. 1053 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,410 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 1054 00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:02,012 DO SOMETHING. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 1055 00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,348 HIT HIM BACK. 1056 00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:04,915 LINK, HIT HIM BACK. 1057 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,417 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1058 00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:07,985 WHAT DO YOU THINK 1059 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,356 OF YOUR BULGARIAN DORK-BUD, NOW, HMM? 1060 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:14,392 THAT WAS HARSH, MATT. 1061 00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,329 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1062 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,930 THE STENCH OF LOSERS 1063 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,932 IS DOING DAMAGE TO MY SINUSES. 1064 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,334 JUST STOP IT, MATT. 1065 00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,936 JUST DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME. 1066 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:27,338 HEY, WATCH IT. 1067 00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,940 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS? 1068 00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:32,277 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I NEED IT ANYMORE. 1069 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:34,245 HEY! 1070 00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:36,281 CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT NAILED. 1071 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,615 HE'S A PACIFIST. 1072 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,617 A PACIFIST CAVE MAN? 1073 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:40,618 YOU'RE MENTAL. 1074 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,587 CAVE MANS AREN'T LIKE US, DAVE. 1075 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,055 THEY FOUGHT FOR FOOD AND SURVIVAL. 1076 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:47,191 THEY DID NOT FIGHT FOR POPULARITY. 1077 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,193 WHAT WOULD HE BE FIGHTING FOR? 1078 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,796 FOR FACE. FOR US. 1079 00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:52,797 TO BE COOL. 1080 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:53,598 COOL, HUH? 1081 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,533 HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT COOL IS, DAVE. 1082 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,935 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. 1083 00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,570 HE KNOWS NOTHING. 1084 00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,608 HE'S GOT TO LEARN HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF. 1085 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,209 AGAINST WHAT? 1086 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,945 AGAINST BUTTHOLES LIKE MATT. 1087 00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,491 COME ON. COME ON. 1088 00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,092 * I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT 1089 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,328 * MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT 1090 00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:25,430 * I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT 1091 00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:28,433 * MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT 1092 00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,435 TV: OH, AIRPLANE SPIN. 1093 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:31,969 GOING ROUND AND ROUND. 1094 00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,338 Dave: LINK, STOP! 1095 00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:36,273 HEY, STOP! 1096 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:39,344 * KNOCK YOU OUT 1097 00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:01,131 * I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT 1098 00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:03,300 * MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT 1099 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,336 * KNOCK YOU OUT, MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT * 1100 00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:06,604 HEY! HEY! HEY! 1101 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,172 HEY, LINK! AAH! 1102 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,040 PUT ME DOWN, LINK! 1103 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,108 AAH! 1104 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,610 * KNOCK YOU OUT 1105 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,179 Stoney: OW. MY PANCREAS. 1106 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,215 [BELL RINGS] 1107 00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,817 HEY, LOOK. 1108 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:20,818 HEY, DUDE, MAN. 1109 00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:22,887 YOU TOOK IT FROM WILSON. 1110 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,456 NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE AND SURVIVED. 1111 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,458 YE HEE HEE WHOO! 1112 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:30,327 OH, MAN. 1113 00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:40,638 MMM. 1114 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,307 WHOO! 1115 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,876 LINK! GET BACK HERE! 1116 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,045 OH, MY GOD. HE'S SO... 1117 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:56,186 * MATTIE TOLD HATTIE 1118 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:59,490 * ABOUT A THING SHE SAW 1119 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:02,927 * HAD TWO BIG ARMS 1120 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,429 * AND A WOOLLY JAW 1121 00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:07,932 * WOOLY BULLY 1122 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,000 * WOOLY BULLY 1123 00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:13,103 * WOOLY BULLY 1124 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,039 * WOOLY BULLY 1125 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,574 * WOOLY BULLY * 1126 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:17,575 HEY. 1127 00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:18,576 HOME SLICE. 1128 00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:20,177 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 1129 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,580 WE'LL SEE YOU IN MR. ALBERT'S CLASS, HUH? 1130 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,181 SLICEY. 1131 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,350 HELLO, LITTLE ONE. 1132 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,120 WE TOOK A VOTE, 1133 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,355 AND THE COMPUTER CLUB FEELS 1134 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,125 YOUR PRESENCE WILL BE A VALUABLE ASSET TO OUR ORGANIZATION. 1135 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,127 COMPUTER CLUB. COMPUTER CLUB. 1136 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,929 HOMEBOY. 1137 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,570 WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN WHEN MATT HITS ME? 1138 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:49,807 GIVE YOURSELF A FEW MILLION YEARS, DAVID. 1139 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,582 BEAUTIFUL ORANGE SKIRT YOU HAVE. 1140 00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:01,218 THAT'S A NICE BELL-BOTTOM OUTFIT YOU HAVE. 1141 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,220 LINK. LINK. LINK. 1142 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,622 GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 1143 00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,223 ALL RIGHT. HEY. 1144 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,226 NO. I WAS JUST PLAYING. I WAS JUST PLAYING. 1145 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,161 ALL RIGHT, CRO-MAGNON MAN-- 1146 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,163 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HERE, CLASS, 1147 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,133 IS A REPRESENTATION OF WHAT CRO-MAGNON MAN'S EVERYDAY LIFE 1148 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,434 MAY HAVE BEEN LIKE. 1149 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,136 IF HE WAS HERE TODAY, 1150 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,438 YOU COULD SIT NEXT TO HIM ON A BUS, 1151 00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,574 YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 1152 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:26,944 WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT THE GIANT SLOTH. 1153 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:17,828 [ROARS] 1154 00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:22,299 [SCREECHES] 1155 00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:26,070 [GROWLS] 1156 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:31,876 [GROWLS] 1157 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,243 UHH! 1158 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:34,378 [SCREECHES] 1159 00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:35,913 AAH! 1160 00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:39,416 CLASS, THIS IS SABERTOOTH CAT. 1161 00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:41,418 EVEN THOUGH HE'S BEEN EXTINCT 1162 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:43,020 FOR WELL OVER 10,000 YEARS, 1163 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,155 WHILE HE WAS ALIVE YOU CAN IMAGINE 1164 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,558 THAT MANY A CAVEMAN WAS A TASTY MEAL 1165 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,159 TO ONE OF THESE. 1166 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,561 Link: AAH! 1167 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:52,196 THERE'S ONE NOW. 1168 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,599 LET'S GO LOOK AT THE MAMMOTH DISPLAY, 1169 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,400 OUR SCHOOL MASCOT. 1170 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,236 COME ON. 1171 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,605 LOOK OUT! 1172 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,006 WHOA! 1173 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,920 [BLOWING] 1174 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,127 LINK, GET OUT FROM THERE. 1175 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,228 AAH! 1176 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,130 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FLIPPING OUT. 1177 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:27,564 HE KNOWS, DAVE. 1178 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:28,565 WHAT? 1179 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,934 HE KNOWS. 1180 00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:34,138 HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 1181 00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:36,306 WE HAVE TO HELP HIM. 1182 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,577 LINK. 1183 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,580 LINK. 1184 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:45,149 LINK. 1185 00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,316 OW. 1186 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,319 LINK. 1187 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,321 HEY. 1188 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,158 STOP IT. 1189 00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:56,560 LOOK. HEY, I UNDERSTAND. 1190 00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:58,963 FAMILY. 1191 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,167 FAMILY. 1192 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,504 FAMILY. 1193 01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:08,438 YOU OK? 1194 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,608 IT'S OK. LOOK, WE'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY, MAN. 1195 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:13,577 WE'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY. 1196 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,280 IT'S OK. 1197 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,921 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1198 01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:31,028 HE'S BURNT FROM ALL THIS. 1199 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,131 SEEING AS WE STARTED THE SCHOOL YEAR AS TOTAL LOSERS 1200 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:36,500 AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHO WE ARE, 1201 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:40,104 I DON'T THINK ONE MISTAKE IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. 1202 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,471 YOU'RE DOGGIN' HIM, DAVE. 1203 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:44,108 JUST PROMISE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE MELLOW? 1204 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,475 NOT SO MUCH? 1205 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,476 STONEY. 1206 01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,145 DAVE. 1207 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,480 ALL RIGHT. 1208 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,549 IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, 1209 01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:55,019 I'LL BE MORE MELLOW WITH HIM. 1210 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,386 OK, ROBYN SWEENEY. 1211 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,387 HERE. 1212 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,455 AGAIN? 1213 01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,459 I JUST CAN'T QUITE GET THAT PARALLEL-PARKING THING. 1214 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,162 WHOA. WHOA. PARALLEL PARKING IS NOT A THING. 1215 01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,897 UNDERSTAND? IT'S NOT A FEELING, 1216 01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,298 IT'S NOT A STATE OF MIND, 1217 01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:10,634 AND IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR DISCO DANCES. 1218 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,169 NOW GET IN THE CAR, 1219 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,171 AND DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 1220 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,973 OK, MR. BEADY. 1221 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,341 LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY. 1222 01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,475 OOH. OOH. 1223 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,045 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1224 01:01:22,446 --> 01:01:24,248 GET INSIDE THE CAR. 1225 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:29,053 I CAN SHOOT YOUR BARBER. 1226 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:32,089 WITH HEMINGWAY'S THE SUN ALSO RISES 1227 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:37,194 WHERE THE BLOOD SPORT OF BULLFIGHTING IS USED... 1228 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:39,429 UH-OH. 1229 01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,100 OH, GOD! 1230 01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,501 RAD MOBILE! RAD MOBILE! 1231 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,270 BOYS, WILL YOU SIT DOWN? 1232 01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:51,441 MELLOW, DAVE. THIS ISN'T MELLOW. 1233 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,079 LINK! LINK! 1234 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,249 DAVE. 1235 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,418 WATCH THE PEOPLE! GRAB THE WHEEL! 1236 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,788 HEY! COME ON! 1237 01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,558 TELL HIM TO STOP! 1238 01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,094 OK. STOP. 1239 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:12,930 DIDN'T PHASE HIM, BRO. 1240 01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:16,200 ALL RIGHT, LINK, JOKE'S OVER. STOP. 1241 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,534 HEY. 1242 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,269 STOP THAT CAR, YOUNG MAN. 1243 01:02:19,303 --> 01:02:23,240 NO, LINK! BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL! 1244 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,113 WHO WAS THAT? WHO WAS THAT? 1245 01:02:29,146 --> 01:02:30,915 A CAR! A CAR! 1246 01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:35,485 AAH! 1247 01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,321 CLOSE CALL, BUDDY. 1248 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:40,490 HEY, BUDDY. 1249 01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:41,892 HI, ROB. 1250 01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,393 HI, DAVE. 1251 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,096 RED LIGHT! 1252 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,297 AAH! 1253 01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,273 BOOM! THERE HE WAS UP ON TWO WHEELS. 1254 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,275 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 1255 01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,910 I DON'T TEACH THAT. 1256 01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:01,912 I GOT THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER. 1257 01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:03,147 IT'S E684257. 1258 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,581 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE 1259 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:08,152 I LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION, DO YOU? 1260 01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,586 OW! 1261 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,957 I THINK HE'S GOT THE HANG OF IT. 1262 01:03:18,162 --> 01:03:21,365 WELL, THAT CONCLUDES OUR PARALLEL PARKING FOR TODAY. 1263 01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,933 CLASS DISMISSED. 1264 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:27,471 Robyn: LINK, I THINK YOU JUST FAILED DRIVER'S ED. 1265 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,174 HEY, LINK, WAIT UP. 1266 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,276 WHERE ARE WE? 1267 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,178 GREAT. 1268 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,613 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1269 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,815 * MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE * 1270 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,550 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1271 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,120 * MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE * 1272 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,554 HOLA, MI AMIGOS. 1273 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,457 IS IT OK IF I JUST CHILL UPON HERE? 1274 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,492 ODALé. 1275 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,060 AMIGO, HUH? 1276 01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:53,163 YOU WANT TO BE A MAN, éSE? 1277 01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,564 UH, EVENTUALLY, YEAH, 1278 01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,566 BUT I'M ALMOST THERE. LOOK. 1279 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,168 LOOK AT MY PATCH, BRO. 1280 01:03:58,202 --> 01:03:59,169 WHOA. WHOA. 1281 01:03:59,203 --> 01:04:00,971 MACHO. 1282 01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:04,174 THIS IS TEQUILA, RIGHT? 1283 01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,475 HMM. 1284 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,411 WAIT, WHERE'S THE WORM? 1285 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:10,247 THE WORM'S RIGHT THERE, éSE. 1286 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,016 UH-UH. I'M A WEASEL. 1287 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:14,318 [IMITATING WEASEL] 1288 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:16,353 A WEASEL, EH? 1289 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,354 YEAH. 1290 01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:18,422 YOU WANT TO BE A MAN, WEASEL? 1291 01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:19,924 YOU WANT TO BE A MAN, éSE? 1292 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:21,225 THEN DRINK LIKE AN HOMBRE. 1293 01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:22,927 NO, I CAN'T. NO. I'M NOT GONNA. 1294 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,928 WHAT? 1295 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,330 AAH! YOU GUYS! 1296 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,432 IT'S DISRESPECTFUL, WEASEL! 1297 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,100 BE A MAN, éSE. COME ON. 1298 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:31,435 DRINK IT UP. LET'S GO. 1299 01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,237 DRINK LIKE A MAN, éSE. 1300 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,072 YOU CAN DO IT, éSE. YOU CAN DO IT. 1301 01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:37,942 ANDALE! 1302 01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:41,611 [HOWLING] 1303 01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,414 COME ON! OTRA! OTRA! 1304 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:49,253 OTRA VEZ! OTRA VEZ! OTRA VEZ! OTRA! 1305 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,122 OK, OK, OK. STOP. 1306 01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,124 5 MORE, MAN. 1307 01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:56,860 [CHANTING] WEASEL! WEASEL! 1308 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,396 WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL! 1309 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,066 WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL! 1310 01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,600 [HOWLING] 1311 01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:08,272 WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL! 1312 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:09,273 WAIT, WAIT! STOP, STOP! 1313 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,308 DUDE, DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR 'EM? 1314 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,110 [HOWLING] 1315 01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:14,878 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1316 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,313 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1317 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:19,549 * MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE * 1318 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,585 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1319 01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:22,586 HEY. 1320 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:24,254 HEY, STONE. 1321 01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,922 WHERE'S LINK? 1322 01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,457 DANCING. 1323 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:30,160 * MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE * 1324 01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:32,129 COOL. LET'S GO. LET'S GO DANCE. 1325 01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:34,131 NO. I'M NOT GOOD AT DANCING. 1326 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:36,133 DAVE, YOU ARE TOO UPTIGHT. 1327 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,935 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DANCE. 1328 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,937 HEY, WEASELS, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1329 01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:42,939 HEY. ENRIQUE, DAVE. ENRIQUE. 1330 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:46,510 HEY, MAN, YOU VATOS SEE THAT MUCHACHA OVER THERE? 1331 01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,112 YOU SEE HER? 1332 01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:49,479 YOU SEE HER? 1333 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:51,515 DON'T BE LOOKING AT HER, MAN! 1334 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,083 YOU SEE HER? 1335 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,952 IF I SEE ANY MAN LOOKING AT MY MUCHACHA, 1336 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:59,956 THAT MAN WILL NO LONGER BE RECOGNIZABLE AS A MAN. 1337 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,358 NOW I WANT YOU VATOS 1338 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,960 TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, ALL RIGHT? 1339 01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,462 SEE YOU LATER, WEASELS. 1340 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,330 AHH. 1341 01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,598 * FEEL THE RHYTHM 1342 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,467 * FEEL THE RHYTHM EVERYWHERE * 1343 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,336 * FEEL THE RHYTHM 1344 01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,604 * FEEL-FEEL-FEEL-FEEL THE RHYTHM * 1345 01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,473 * MOVE YOUR BODY 1346 01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:18,442 * MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE * 1347 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,610 * MOVE YOUR BODY * 1348 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,821 CHOMOFSKY...CHOMOFSKY... 1349 01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:33,490 GOT IT. 1350 01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:35,959 CHOMOFSKY. 1351 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:42,499 "RABIES, DISTEMPER, FLEA DIP." 1352 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:44,968 WHAT IS THIS? 1353 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,970 IT'S A DOG LICENSE, MAN. 1354 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:47,971 WHOA. 1355 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,506 ANIMAL SHELTER. 1356 01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:56,346 WHAT ARE THE TWO BIGGEST LOSERS IN SCHOOL HIDING? 1357 01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,914 A DOG? 1358 01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,250 IT'S NOT HIS LICENSE. 1359 01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:03,920 MM-HMM. 1360 01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:06,856 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1361 01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,558 * YEAH 1362 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:12,162 * YOU KNOW YOU REALLY TURN ME ON * 1363 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,233 * COME ON NOW, HON, YEAH 1364 01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,869 * YOU KNOW YOU REALLY TURN ME ON * 1365 01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,072 * YOU DO, YOU DO 1366 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:25,175 * AND WHEN, WHEN, OH, WHEN YOU DO IT * 1367 01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,577 * UH, UH, UH, OH 1368 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:29,846 * THAT'S MY SONG 1369 01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:38,422 * COME ON NOW, BABY, YEAH 1370 01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:42,426 * COME ON AND DO IT TO ME PLEASE * 1371 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,095 AAH! 1372 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,801 * DO IT, LET'S DO IT 1373 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:54,571 * HIP, HIP, HIP, YOU DO IT * 1374 01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:57,207 * COME ON, UH, UH, UH, OH * 1375 01:07:57,241 --> 01:07:59,143 * THAT'S MY SONG 1376 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,211 * LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT * 1377 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,579 * YOU'RE TURNING ME ON 1378 01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,581 * LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT * 1379 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:07,584 * COME ON NOW, LET'S DO A TWIRL * 1380 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:11,255 * COME ON, AND DO IT TO ME * 1381 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:15,959 * COME ON, LET'S DO A TWIRL * 1382 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:38,948 YOU'RE RIGHT, éSE. 1383 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,284 SHE'S NOT WORTH IT. 1384 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,186 YEAH, THE VATO'S GOT A POINT. 1385 01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:44,954 HEY, SHE AIN'T WORTH IT, HOMES. 1386 01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:48,925 COME HERE, VATO. 1387 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,161 * LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT ** 1388 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:54,964 POLICE. 1389 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,633 INMIGRACIóN. 1390 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,535 OH, GOD! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 1391 01:08:58,568 --> 01:08:59,936 OH, SHIT. 1392 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:04,941 STONE, STONE, LOOK. TAKE ROBYN. 1393 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,176 [BELCHES] 1394 01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,944 ROBYN, TAKE STONE. 1395 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,945 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1396 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,447 I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER. 1397 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,616 ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE. 1398 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,318 LINK! 1399 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:16,052 LINK! 1400 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,054 LINK! LINK! 1401 01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,057 THE COPS ARE HERE. GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 1402 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,060 COME ON. WE'RE GOING TO GET BUSTED. 1403 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,463 YOU ARE BUSTED. 1404 01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:38,475 STONEY IS THE CRUSTIEST VATO 1405 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,077 I'VE EVER WITNESSED. 1406 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:45,415 SO DON'T HARSH HIS GIG, BUDDY. 1407 01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,318 OW! OW! OW! 1408 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,060 BUDDY. 1409 01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,061 BYE, GUYS. 1410 01:09:58,094 --> 01:09:59,429 DRIVE SAFELY. 1411 01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:01,064 [HONKS HORN] 1412 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:03,433 NICE ELEMENT YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH. 1413 01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:06,069 WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS IN THE LOWRIDER? 1414 01:10:06,102 --> 01:10:09,072 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, MATT. GO HOME. 1415 01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:10,240 HUH. 1416 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,415 WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME 1417 01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:21,017 TO PICK YOU UP TOMORROW NIGHT? 1418 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,019 IT'S THE PROM, REMEMBER? 1419 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,955 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 1420 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,958 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK. 1421 01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:31,395 OH, IT'S REALLY PATHETIC. 1422 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,430 HEY, WATCH IT. 1423 01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:39,202 MATT, I'M NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH YOU. 1424 01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:43,973 I WANT TO GO WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S REALLY COOL, 1425 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,611 WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF BEING HIMSELF OR HAVING FUN. 1426 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,249 GOOD NIGHT. 1427 01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:59,122 WHO'S COOLER THAN ME? 1428 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,458 YOUR PHONE CALL. 1429 01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:04,260 YOU GOT ONE. MAKE IT QUICK. 1430 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,232 THANKS. 1431 01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:13,937 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1432 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:16,072 MATTHEW WILSON. 1433 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,108 HELLO. 1434 01:11:19,142 --> 01:11:20,977 ROBYN. 1435 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:23,347 DAVE, DID YOU GUYS GET AWAY OK? 1436 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,349 WE'RE IN PRISON. IT'S BEEN GREAT. 1437 01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:28,418 LOOK, THIS IS MY ONE PHONE CALL, 1438 01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:30,987 AND I'M USING IT TO ASK YOU 1439 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,423 TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME. 1440 01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,924 SO JUST SAY YES. 1441 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,026 NO. 1442 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,262 WHY NOT? 1443 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,431 I WANT TO GO WITH LINK. 1444 01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,432 WHAT? 1445 01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:44,434 LOOK, WILL YOU JUST ASK LINK 1446 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,002 IF HE'LL GO WITH ME? 1447 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:47,270 YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? 1448 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,373 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 1449 01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:51,040 I TELL YOU WHAT. 1450 01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,442 WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER. 1451 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:55,211 WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. HOW ABOUT THAT? 1452 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,847 DAVE. 1453 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,260 HEY, DAVID! 1454 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:46,430 HEY. 1455 01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:52,201 ¿CóMO ESTá USTED MUY BONITAS DE DIA? 1456 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,370 HEY, WAIT. HOW WAS JAIL? 1457 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,372 DID YOU MEET ANYONE? 1458 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:59,909 HEY, WAIT! WAIT UP! 1459 01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:27,937 LOOK, THINGS JUST DIDN'T TURN OUT RIGHT. 1460 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,940 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT THEM CUTTING YOU UP 1461 01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:32,942 INTO LITTLE PIECES OR ANYTHING. 1462 01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,945 THIS IS JUST WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 1463 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,948 IT'S BEST FOR ME, TOO, ALL RIGHT. 1464 01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:40,116 HERE. 1465 01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,322 FOR RAD MOBILE. 1466 01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,957 FOR RAD MOBILE. 1467 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:51,160 YEAH. PUT THEM IN YOUR POCKET. 1468 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,300 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 1469 01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:00,604 THIS IS JUST THE WAY IT'S GOT TO BE. 1470 01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:03,607 GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 1471 01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,410 GO ON. 1472 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:10,146 GO ON. LEAVE. 1473 01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:13,016 GO. 1474 01:14:17,353 --> 01:14:18,955 I'M SORRY. 1475 01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:23,960 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1476 01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:25,328 TALK TO ME, DAVE. 1477 01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:28,331 LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN. 1478 01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:29,966 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1479 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,334 I'M LETTING HIM GO. 1480 01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:32,335 WHAT? 1481 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:34,938 LOOK, I CAN'T HANDLE HIM ANYMORE. 1482 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:37,306 BESIDES, HE'LL BE BETTER OFF WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 1483 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,942 NO, HE'S NOT, DAVE. 1484 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,944 LISTEN TO ME. CALL HIM BACK. 1485 01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,311 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 1486 01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:44,313 I'M NOT KIDDING. CALL HIM BACK. 1487 01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:46,049 IT'S DONE, MAN. 1488 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,184 I'M SERIOUS. CALL HIM BACK. THAT'S HARSH. 1489 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,619 HE'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. 1490 01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:53,356 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WHEEZED OFF HIS GIG THE WHOLE TIME 1491 01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:55,959 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT MAYBE IT'D GET YOU SOMEWHERE, 1492 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,861 AND NOW THE GUY GETS A LITTLE CRUSTY, 1493 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,963 AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BAG HIM. 1494 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:03,366 I'M SORRY. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS WITH FRIENDS, MAN. 1495 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:04,968 YOU DON'T BAG YOUR FRIENDS 1496 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:07,971 BECAUSE THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, NO MATTER WHAT. 1497 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:11,407 YOU'VE ONLY CARED ABOUT NUGS, CHILLIN', AND GRINDAGE. 1498 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,376 I HAPPEN TO CARE RIGHT NOW. 1499 01:15:13,409 --> 01:15:15,011 THAT'S CONVENIENT. 1500 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,913 YOU CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE, 1501 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:18,915 AND YOU LET ME DO THE DIRTY WORK 1502 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,918 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT WORK OUT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 1503 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,920 THOSE ARE DESPERATE WORDS OF A LOSER. 1504 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:25,922 MAYBE MATT WILSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. 1505 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,356 TAKE THAT BACK, STONEY. 1506 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:29,225 NO, YOU TAKE IT BACK. 1507 01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,027 TAKE IT BACK! 1508 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,502 YOU'RE A LOSER. 1509 01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,907 ALL RIGHT. 1510 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,177 I'M SORRY. 1511 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,946 FAMILY. 1512 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:56,219 YOU CAN LET GO, LINK. 1513 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,423 I'M SORRY, MAN. 1514 01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:02,025 IT'S OK. 1515 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,028 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME. 1516 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,295 I'M SORRY. 1517 01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,933 I DIDN'T MEAN IT, STONE. 1518 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,236 I'M SORRY ABOUT IT. 1519 01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:18,274 OW! 1520 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:27,617 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 1521 01:16:28,451 --> 01:16:30,219 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1522 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,421 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1523 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,990 YOU DESERVE IT. 1524 01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,424 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1525 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,993 [SNIFFING] 1526 01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,628 IF YOU TOUCH HER... 1527 01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,399 SO YOU THINK THEY'RE READY? 1528 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,968 I DON'T KNOW. 1529 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,402 DAVE! 1530 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,604 DAVE, HEY. 1531 01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,074 HEY. 1532 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,242 YOU'RE NOT READY. 1533 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,278 I CAN'T GO. 1534 01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,612 OF COURSE YOU CAN. 1535 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,614 JUST TURN AROUND AND GO UPSTAIRS, 1536 01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,949 PUT SOMETHING ON. 1537 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:03,086 NO, REALLY, I CAN'T. I'M ON PROBATION. 1538 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,487 I'M GROUNDED. 1539 01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,458 HI, LINK. YOU LOOK GREAT. 1540 01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,627 YOU GUYS GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1541 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,462 COME ON. LET GO. 1542 01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:15,999 OH, NO, NO, NO. COME ON. 1543 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:17,433 DAVE, ARE YOU SURE? 1544 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,935 GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1545 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,370 GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 1546 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:22,972 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1547 01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:24,607 DRIVE SAFELY. 1548 01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:27,944 GOD, SHE SMELLS GOOD. 1549 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,548 TO LINK. 1550 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:36,052 MAY HE HAVE A COOL TIME AT THE PROM. 1551 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,854 TO LINKAGE. 1552 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,462 THERE'S ALWAYS COLLEGE. 1553 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,965 JUNIOR COLLEGE. 1554 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,072 LINK, GET DOWN HERE. 1555 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,376 GIVE ME A BOOST. 1556 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,584 WHOA. 1557 01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,925 HA HA HA! 1558 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:52,796 GOTCHA. 1559 01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:56,800 DAVE! 1560 01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,434 STONEY, COME ON. 1561 01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:00,069 UH-OH. 1562 01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:01,437 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1563 01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:03,072 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1564 01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:05,041 GIVE ME BACK THOSE PICTURES. 1565 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,242 NO. 1566 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,444 HEY, COME BACK HERE. 1567 01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:10,479 THEY TOOK THE POLAROIDS. 1568 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,081 COME ON. 1569 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:14,483 COME ON. THOSE ARE OUR PICTURES. 1570 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,132 AND IT'S UNANIMOUS. 1571 01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:31,567 THE VOTE FOR PROM KING GOES TO-- 1572 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,169 WAIT! 1573 01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:36,940 WAIT! 1574 01:19:39,943 --> 01:19:41,277 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MATT? 1575 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,946 COME ON. STOP IT. 1576 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,285 THIS IS OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT? 1577 01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:50,619 YEAH. YEAH. 1578 01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:52,588 AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW 1579 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:55,925 IF SOMETHING BOGUS IS GOING DOWN 1580 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,293 IN OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT? 1581 01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:59,462 RIGHT. RIGHT. 1582 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,932 THIS HUMMER RIGHT HERE IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE. 1583 01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,136 HIS NAME ISN'T LINKOVITCH CHOMOFSKY, 1584 01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:09,305 AND HE'S NOT FROM ESTONIA. 1585 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:12,475 MATT, WILL YOU JUST STOP THIS ALREADY? 1586 01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:14,477 SHOOSH! 1587 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,280 TRUST ME. 1588 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,984 THEY'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO US, 1589 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,818 BUT I FOUND OUT. 1590 01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,989 I KNOW THE TRUTH. 1591 01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,457 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? 1592 01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:29,959 YEAH. YEAH. 1593 01:20:29,993 --> 01:20:33,629 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE REALLY IS? 1594 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,631 YEAH! YEAH! 1595 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,034 Girl: WHAT'S THE SECRET? 1596 01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:42,071 HE'S A CAVEMAN. 1597 01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,477 NO. NO! 1598 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,214 LOOK! HE'S A FREAK! 1599 01:20:55,118 --> 01:20:57,053 I GOT PICTURES. 1600 01:20:57,086 --> 01:20:58,821 NO! 1601 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,223 LET ME SEE THOSE PICTURES. 1602 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,925 GIVE ME BACK THOSE PICTURES. 1603 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,359 GIVE ME THOSE. 1604 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:04,427 NO. 1605 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,262 DAVE! 1606 01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:11,500 HMM-MMM! 1607 01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:14,003 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FAG? 1608 01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,075 WHOA. 1609 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:20,076 HEY. 1610 01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:21,244 HEY! 1611 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,613 HEY! 1612 01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:28,051 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 1613 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,286 HEY! 1614 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,928 WATCH, WATCH, WATCH. 1615 01:21:47,470 --> 01:21:49,238 UH-HUH. 1616 01:21:52,075 --> 01:21:53,909 SHOOSH! 1617 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:05,989 OW! 1618 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:17,100 * SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY * 1619 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,934 * SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY * 1620 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,303 * SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY * 1621 01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:21,604 * SHE LIKES TO BOOGIE 1622 01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:24,607 * WELL, YOU GOT TO LET ME TELL YOU * 1623 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,009 * ALL THE STORY 1624 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:30,413 * OF A HOMETOWN BOY AND HIS MONKEY * 1625 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:32,081 * HE'S GOT THAT KIND OF MONKEY * 1626 01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:33,449 * THAT THE GIRLS WANT TO KNOW * 1627 01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:36,152 * HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS MONKEY * 1628 01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:38,087 * EVERY PLACE THAT HE GOES 1629 01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:50,166 OW! 1630 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,335 * TO FEED THE MONKEY 1631 01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,170 * DIDN'T YOU KNOW 1632 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,104 WATCH THIS. 1633 01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:56,439 * A FUNKY MONKEY 1634 01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,108 * I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW 1635 01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:00,476 * HOW DID HE GET SO HUNGRY? * 1636 01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:01,510 * I'D LIKE TO KNOW 1637 01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:04,447 * WOULD YOU FEED MY MONKEY? * 1638 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,117 * WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE WILD THING? * 1639 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:09,985 * MY MONKEY DON'T SCRATCH, MY MONKEY DON'T BITE * 1640 01:23:10,019 --> 01:23:12,155 * MY MONKEY DON'T SWING IN NO TREE * 1641 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:13,456 * MY MONKEY DON'T CHILL, MY MONKEY DON'T DROOL * 1642 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,058 * MY MONKEY DON'T START A THING * 1643 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,993 * MY MONKEY DON'T FREAK, MY MONKEY DON'T CARE * 1644 01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,495 * MY MONKEY GONNA BE OK * 1645 01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:21,464 * YOU TELL MY MONKEY YOU WANT TO EAT * 1646 01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,333 * THEN HE'LL TURN INTO A BIG OLD APE ** 1647 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:32,007 [TARZAN YELL] 1648 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,582 [HONKING HORN] 1649 01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:42,251 HEY, PARTY! 1650 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,061 WHAT YOU DID WAS PRETTY COOL. 1651 01:23:52,095 --> 01:23:54,063 WHO CARES ABOUT COOL ANYWAY, RIGHT? 1652 01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:55,164 RIGHT. 1653 01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:58,067 WELL, THERE WAS ONE REALLY COOL THING 1654 01:23:58,101 --> 01:24:00,069 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 1655 01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:01,270 WHAT? 1656 01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:02,938 THIS. 1657 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,220 OH, DAVE. 1658 01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,421 HEY, BUDDY. 1659 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,398 [ALARM SOUNDING] 1660 01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:32,135 AAH! AAH! 1661 01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,947 Stoney: IT'S YOUR CAVENUG. 1662 01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:47,616 AAH! 1663 01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:49,218 HA HA HA! 1664 01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:50,586 OW! 1665 01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:53,456 AAH! 1666 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,892 YEAH! 1667 01:24:56,925 --> 01:25:00,296 OW! OW! 1668 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,931 OH, YEAH. 1669 01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:05,268 YEAH, BUDDY. SHE IS SO GREASY. 1670 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:06,269 DUH! 1671 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,171 AAH. HEY. 1672 01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:13,075 OW! 1673 01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,586 I'LL BE BA-ACK. 1674 01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:29,292 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY BUENA VISTA TELEVISION 1675 01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:33,028 OW! YEAH, STONERS! 1676 01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:34,330 WHAT'S UP, BRO? 1677 01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,331 WHOO! 1678 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,933 PARTY FIESTA! 1679 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:40,936 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1680 01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:44,039 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1681 01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:52,181 * YOUR LITTLE WOMAN GOT THAT LOOK IN HER EYES * 1682 01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:53,949 * WANNA CUT ME DOWN TO SIZE * 1683 01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:56,485 * SHOW ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO * 1684 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,888 * IT'S TRUE 1685 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,193 * WHO'S THAT GORILLA STANDIN' BY YOUR SIDE? * 1686 01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:06,195 * OH, NO, THAT MUST BE A RIDE * 1687 01:26:06,229 --> 01:26:08,831 * YOU WOULDN'T BE WITH SUCH A FOOL * 1688 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,134 * CALL YOUR MAMA, TOO 1689 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,139 * THERE'S SOMETHIN' OVER HERE I WANT YOU TO SEE * 1690 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,307 * THERE'S A PARTY 1691 01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:20,075 * BUT IT ISN'T FOR FREE 1692 01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,411 * GET SOMETHIN' STRAIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND ME * 1693 01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:23,412 * BECAUSE 1694 01:26:23,446 --> 01:26:25,248 * OH, NO! 1695 01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,517 * YOU'RE INVITED, BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME * 1696 01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:31,254 * WHOA, NO, NO 1697 01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:33,889 * COME ON, BABE, WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 1698 01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:36,191 * WHOA! 1699 01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:44,567 * HEARTBREAKER, YEAH, YOU CAME FOR THE SHOW * 1700 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,201 * BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW 1701 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,937 * YOU'D END UP IN THE SPOTLIGHT * 1702 01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,107 * WELL, ALL RIGHT 1703 01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,545 * COME ON, BABE, WON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT * 1704 01:26:56,579 --> 01:26:58,414 * READY OR NOT 1705 01:26:58,447 --> 01:26:59,448 * I WANT TO 1706 01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:01,116 * HERE WE GO 1707 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,353 * OH, NO! 1708 01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,301 * I'M MAKIN' PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT * 1709 01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:21,203 * SO TELL YOUR FATHER THAT HE BETTER NOT FIGHT * 1710 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,440 * MY DOGS ARE BIGGER, AND THEY'RE READY TO BITE * 1711 01:27:24,473 --> 01:27:26,609 * SO COME ON, COME ON, COME ON * 1712 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:27,943 * GIVE IT UP TONIGHT 1713 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,445 * OH, NO! 1714 01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:32,615 * YOU'RE INVITED, BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME * 1715 01:27:33,982 --> 01:27:35,618 * WHOA, NO, NO! 1716 01:27:35,651 --> 01:27:38,454 * COME ON, BABE, WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 1717 01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:41,957 * OH, NO! 1718 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:44,393 * YOU'RE INVITED, BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME * 1719 01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,094 * YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME 1720 01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,596 * WHOA, NO, NO! 1721 01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:50,265 * COME ON, BABE, WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 1722 01:27:50,299 --> 01:27:51,334 * YEAH 1723 01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,936 * WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 1724 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:57,406 * WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 1725 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,142 * WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN, BABY * 1726 01:28:00,175 --> 01:28:03,245 * OH, BUT SHE CAN'T COME 1727 01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:06,782 * WHOA!